AISubs v3.7
- I don't like it! - I don't like it!
- I'm gonna bully you! - I'm gonna bully you!
- We did a tennis video last time, right? - A serve?
- Yeah, we did a serve. - Yeah, we did.
- I thought it'd be hard if you're not used to it. - Yeah.
- I felt like table tennis is a skillfully made thing. - Yeah.
- It's like table tennis, so it's not exactly like tennis. - Yeah.
- But it's skillfully made. - Yeah.
- When I think about "made", - Yeah.
- I think a lot of content makes it "made". - Yeah.
- Especially sports. - Yeah.
- For example, baseball. - Yeah.
- It's huge and there's at least 18 players in it. - Yeah.
- It's a toy you can make with just the two of you. - Yeah.
- When I say "made", I'm sure you think of a lot of different things. - Yeah.
- But it's because there's a lot of stuff in it, that we can make it into a miniature. - Yeah.
- The word is... - Yeah.
- "Made"! - "Made"!
- It's not "made". - It's "made".
- Yeah, it's "made". - What?
- Is it "made"? - Yeah.
- It's "made". - Ah!
- It's "made"! - It's "made"!
- Ah! - Oh no, I said it out loud.
- Today, we asked you all to "make" something "made". - Yeah.
- We asked you all to come up with sports. - Yeah.
- I thought of something "sporty" too, but... - Yeah.
- By the way, all of these sports are "made". - Yeah.
- If you look it up, you'll find a lot of stuff.
- "Ah, this is it too", "this is it too". - Yeah.
- Everyone has the same idea. - Yeah.
- If you make it "made", it's easy and fun, right? - Yeah.
- First of all, I think it's "sports", but it doesn't have to be "sports". - Yeah.
- It's "sporty". - But even in "war", like in "sword fighting"... - Ah, yeah, yeah.
- You can't do "sword fighting" on a table. - It's completely different.
- I mean, you can do "bodoge" on any table. - Yeah.
- It doesn't have to be a battle, you can do anything. - Yeah.
- You can make something a little big and have fun on a table. - Yeah.
- What about a table fan? - Oh!
- I brought this with me for business. - You do?
- I have a lot of them. - You've been living for exactly 8 years.
- You're doing it. - You're actually doing it.
- "Ari" and "Ale" have been improved. - With these four people who found their way out of it,
- we'd like to show you a nice improvement.
- Here it is! - Here it is!
- "Jump-in" competition. Die while you're awake!
- One, two...
- What is this?!
- This is... - "Jump-in" competition's "deadlift"!
- Wow! This is also a sport! - So detailed!
- This is... - Not needed. Not needed.
- This is nice! This "deadlift" thing is nice! - Yeah, it's totally not needed.
- "Jump-in" competition is something only "Ale" can do. Can't you do it?
- I thought about it, and if you do it, you can do it, of course. - Sounds like a good idea.
- But I'm curious about how you'll do it.
- This time, if you bounce this ruler like "ping", you can fly.
- You can do "ping" like you often do, right? - Yeah, you can.
- When it landed, who was in a good mood?
- Mr. Dobby of Metropolis is here, but... - Yeah?
- Here... - Oh, it's really nice! - Oh, it's nice!
- The feeling of touching it is really nice! - Oh, it's really nice!
- So, let's... - Yeah, let's do it.
- Let's do it! - Yeah!
- Here I go! - Okay!
- Wait, wait. - Wait, relax, relax.
- That's why it's 5 minutes. - Ah, I see.
- It's a game, a game. - A game, a game.
- Here I go! - Go for it!
- Here I go! - Okay, I got it!
- This is why it's weak after this. - Ah, but you can see the splash a lot.
- Oooh! - Oooh!
- I got it, but I didn't get it. - Okay, you got it?
- Okay, I got it. - I got it, but I didn't get it.
- I got it, but I didn't get it.
- Hahahahaha!
- Ah, that's good! - Ah, that's good!
- I want you to do this, too! - You can do this, right?
- Okay, I'll do it myself. - Shall we do it ourselves?
- I've already forgotten how to do it. - Ah, not at all.
- You can choose your favorite Ultraman. - Okay, I'll go with this one that looks like Kuwagata.
- Ultraman. - Ultraman Salom, right?
- Okay, I'll go for it! - Okay!
- Please do! - I'll go for it!
- Oooh! - Oooh!
- This is... - Wait, wasn't that amazing just now?
- How's it? - Wait, how's the water flow angle?
- Oooh! - Oooh!
- Beautiful! - It goes up quite a bit!
- However... - I'll go with the legs first!
- I wanted to go with the head first! - I wanted to go with the legs first!
- The angle is crazy, but... - The legs...
- Ah, but the legs... - But it's amazing!
- If you look at it from the legs, it's 0 points. - I want to see it from a different angle!
- Hahahahaha! - This is first place!
- Ah! - Ah!
- So close! - Sixth place!
- If only we had a mohawk! - That means we have to jump higher!
- We need to have courage! - Courage for a mohawk!
- I'll go for it! - Okay!
- I'm scared of this kind of jump! - I'll go for it!
- Please do! - Please do!
- Okay!
- Aaah! - Aaah!
- This is first place! - Aaah!
- Hahaha! - Wow, this is 0 points! - Hmm!
- Well, Musashi-san, you're excellent! You're going to win! - I'll do it!
- I'll do it in an airhoc style. - Ah, I see, I see, I see. - Gugugugugu!
- With rotation consciousness. - Hurry up and let go of your hand! - Eeeh! - What is it? - What is it?
- Well then, please! - Taro-san, here I go! - Huh? - Ah! - Ah!
- Isn't it fast? Your white-skinned stance? - It's far! - You flew a little too far, didn't you? - No, it's fine!
- You collided with a wall in the back... and bounced back... - Hahaha! - Ah, it's really bad! It's really broken!
- Your back is crushed! - Your back is crushed! - Oh! - Oh, first place! - Wow, it's even on the side! - It's a double-twist!
- Aaaah! - Ah! - So close! - Hahaha! - I'm so happy! - I'm so happy! It's so funny! - Hahaha!
- Taro-san, it's your last chance. You've won so far. - Here I go! - Can you do it? - Hahaha!
- It's over! - It looked like you could do it in one go! - Your rotation was beautiful! - You're good! - Ooooooh! - You flew so far! - Aaaah!
- Gagashan! - Your willpower hasn't calmed down at all... - One more time! - Can I? - It's your last chance. - Thank you!
- Can you do it in one go? - Your willpower hasn't calmed down at all... - Your rotation and twist might be good... - I want to do it in one go! - Please do it! - Here I go! - Here I go!
- Hahaha! - That was really good! - That was really good! - Let's do it one more time! - Go!
- Oh! - How's that?!
- That's crazy! - That's crazy!
- Whoa! - Whoa!
- Okay! - Okay!
- It's high!
- Ah! Just a little bit more! - Ah!
- I couldn't do three rotations. - I couldn't do three rotations.
- It's too hard to get it up and down. - It's too hard to get it up and down.
- Whoa! From my back! - Whoa! From my back!
- That hurt! - That hurt!
- Oh well, it's gotten more and more fun.
- How about we end it here? - How about we end it here?
- It's too early for that. - It's too early for that.
- But still! - It was great!
- It's better than I thought! - It's better than I thought!
- I'm glad I gave it a try.
- Right? We got to play with it.
- That's right! - That's right! We got to play with it.
- Class dismissed! - Amazing!
- Yes! - You have disqualified!
- Okay! Uh...
- The first detail is that... - Yes.
- Almost all sports are table tennis. - That's right.
- Table tennis is an example of that. - Yes.
- Isn't "table tennis" just "table tennis"? - Oh!
- Isn't "table tennis" just "table tennis" on the table? - Well, it's "table" or "table tennis"...
- As I said, all major sports are table tennis. - Yes.
- We have no choice but to make minor sports "table tennis". - Minor and "table" right?
- Doesn't this make you think of any sports? - I have one.
- What is it? - Skashu.
- Correct! - Oh! Skashu!
- Skashu... - Yes.
- Since we don't have one... - Yes.
- Let's use a "tackle" one first. - Does anyone know what "skashu" is?
- If you don't know what "skashu" is, please look it up for yourself. - I don't know it.
- Simply put, it's a tennis version of a wall. - Yes.
- And you can play against each other. - Yes.
- You can also use a wall next to you. - Yes.
- And the official racket we use... - Oh!
- I've seen it before. - It looks like a table tennis racket.
- Oh! Look! The ball is...
- Oh, it's a super ball. - Yes, yes.
- Since we've tested all kinds of balls... - Yes.
- I think this ball's elasticity is the most suitable. - Yes, yes.
- You can play a battle of speed. - Oh!
- If you hit it below the red line... - Yes.
- It's a mistake to hit it right away like this. - Above the red line...
- You have to hit it straight. - Yes.
- You can also use this wall next to you. - Yes.
- And this time... - Yes.
- It's best to sit down to some extent... - Yes.
- Here we go. - Yes.
- Oh! - Oh!
- That was fast! - It was so fast I was surprised!
- Let's try hitting it like this. - Yes.
- Here we go. - Yes.
- Oh, that's good! - Oh!
- It's hard! - It bounces off!
- Right? - Let's try hitting it on the side wall.
- Yes. - Oh!
- Oh!
- What's the rule now? - I don't know.
- You don't know? - It's painful!
- Oh! - Oh!
- I want to see a few rallies. - Let's not try to go back and do rallies.
- Yes. - Let's not try to go back and do rallies.
- Oh! - Oh!
- One, two, oh, three!
- Oh! - Oh!
- It's easier with a table tennis ball. - It's easier with a table tennis ball.
- I also played with a table tennis ball. - How was it?
- It became a table tennis zone. - Oh!
- It became a table tennis practice zone. - Oh!
- Can you do it, you guys? - I'll try it.
- This is the biggest misunderstanding challenge. - Misunderstanding...
- Yes, you can do it! - Yes, you can do it!
- Here we go. - Oh, it's hard.
- Oh! - Oh!
- It's hard! - It's better to sit like this.
- It's better to stand like this. - No, no, no.
- It's like this. - It's like this.
- Should I play with a racket? - Are you playing with a ping pong ball?
- Can I play it once? - Yes, you can play with a ping pong ball.
- One, two, three, four, five. - Oh!
- Four rallies. - One, two, three, four, five.
- Oh! - Oh!
- Huh?
- Oh! - Oh!
- Damn it! - It's like a ping pong ball.
- It's so funny! - It's like a ping pong ball!
- Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! - Hot! Hot! Hot!
- Oh! - Oh!
- Oh, my breath is rushing. - My main table is...
- The table. - ...the table.
- I didn't know my first table in my life would be the table.
Thank you for waiting.
I'm ready.
Please raise your eyes.
One, two...
Can you look at me from the front?
Hand sauna.
I made a sauna table.
I made a table sauna.
You look happy.
Everyone is happy.
It's hard for me to enter the sauna now.
I'm nervous.
My whole body is wet.
It's hard for me to wash and dry my hair.
It would be nice if I could do it with my hands.
I just did a hand sauna for you three.
First of all, I want you to expand yourselves.
Do you want to see what it looks like inside?
Yes, I'm scared.
Can you look at this GoPro video?
It's amazing.
It's fireproof.
If you open it by yourself, you won't be fooled.
I won't open it much.
Of course, it's the same.
I'll show you what's in it.
Let's start with TOSHIMITSU.
It's disgusting.
Stairs?
Why are there stairs?
I'll show you.
Put your hand in here.
If you put it around your wrist, it'll be less hot.
If you put it up high, it'll be hotter.
I'll put it in.
Put it in.
There's a towel.
That's great!
Please sit down where the towel is.
I think I know how to sit properly.
That's great!
How is it?
How is it now?
It's a little warm, so I don't know if there's any service.
It's a little warm, so I don't know if there's any sauce.
Would you like to buy it?
9:57.
I'd like to start the service today.
There's a roll?
Really?
There's a roll?
Today's aroma is citronella.
Citronella.
I'll put it in.
Yes.
Look at me.
Wow!
Hot! Hot! Hot!
Hot!
It's getting there.
It's coming.
It's hot! Hot!
It's coming this way.
How do you like it?
It's really hot.
I want more.
Can you buy it in the morning?
9 o'clock and 59 minutes.
2 minutes.
Wow!
Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!
It's coming.
Hot!
Can I go first?
Can you go first?
Thank you.
There is a water bath over there.
A water bath.
It's been a while.
It's nice.
Excuse me.
Please put the water bath here.
How do you like it?
I see.
It's amazing.
It's better than I thought.
Can you go first?
It's coming again.
I'm happy about it.
I'll go to the sky.
To the sky.
It's really hot up there.
It's really different from up there.
It's different.
It's not enough for you.
Can I go up there?
It's better up there.
It's a scary house.
I didn't ask you not to go up there.
It's really hot up there.
Is it coming out?
It's coming out.
To the water bath.
Can I jump in?
Can I go in?
Please.
I'll go in.
Excuse me.
It feels good.
All right.
Is it okay?
Don't make fun of me.
How do you like it?
It's great.
I feel like I'm in my own room.
That's good.
I feel like I'm getting better.
Isn't it great?
I'm glad you like it.
I feel like I'm getting better.
Do you want some water?
It's dangerous.
Is it okay?
What is it?
Is it okay?
Okay, last one.
Are you satisfied so far?
This time, we were able to create various genres.
I think it's really good.
Do you want it?
Can you say it?
Die.
I thought about quitting.
How much did you think about it?
I'll do it again.
I've created it.
You can raise your eyes or not.
One, two...
I raised my eyes.
Look.
There are a lot of people.
This is a war.
One hundred against one hundred.
War.
As I said earlier, I was just talking about shogi.
Fighting is empty.
I'll hold this side and hold this side.
I'll do it like this.
This is a national army.
I'll fight for about a minute.
The one with the least people left will lose.
I'll hit you and you'll fall.
This is painful.
My fans know me.
Do you know me?
I'll do it.
And...
I'm a leader.
What is it?
I'm a big guy.
I'm here.
I'll make you feel good.
At first...
Our army...
I want you to feel good.
You guys!
After defeating this battle, you will get a large land!
When you get a large land, you will build a large house!
Go!
As I said, don't let anyone in our country step on our land!
A large land! A large land! A large land! A large land!
Everyone is shouting.
A large land! A large land! A large land!
Time limit!
Go!
Boom!
Ah!
Jony!
The production team lost!
Ah! Haki!
I think I can defeat more.
Haki, alone!
Ah! Hakai-san!
It didn't work.
It didn't work!
Ah! It worked! It worked!
It became Jony!
It worked!
I'm playing very freely.
This game is very expensive.
Well, it's a tag game.
Well, let's go to sea battle.
Sea battle.
Assemble!
Wow!
All right!
The time is...
Let's go!
Well, let's go!
Let's play!
A large land!
Ready!
Start!
Go!
Ah!
(music)
I'm satisfied.
I could see "Uwaaah!"
That's all for the four tables.
Honestly, I thought the tables would be interesting.
I usually don't like it.
Yeah, I did it properly.
It's not about enjoying something.
It's about creating something that you can't do on your own.
That's what's fun about it.
It's hard for you to do it from the beginning.
It's good to do it.
But it's a new hobby of mine.
"Table Topping".
Would you like to try it?